There’s nothing better than charter guests who suck at hiding the fact that they can’t stand each other. Ji goes to her cabin to cry, while co-primary Zara tries to calm things down. Sarah moves the argument indoors and starts shouting at Ji about her lactose intolerance before pivoting to telling her how much everyone doesn’t want to share a room with her. The guests mostly just use this as an excuse to express how much they don’t like Ji. While I agree that Ji should’ve disclosed her lactose intolerance on the preference sheet, it’s really not that big of a deal. Tzarina isn’t worried about it, but guest Sarah and co-primary Melissa insert themselves into the conversation and start drilling her about it. Things quickly turn sour when one guest, Ji, informs Tzarina that she’s lactose intolerant, but that it isn’t bad as long as she takes her pills and keeps track of her dairy intake.
#Blossoming love in toruble times full#
Tzarina determines that this charter is bound to be a “recipe for disaster” since girls’ trips are usually full of jealousy and bitching, and she’s quickly proven right.Īfter getting settled on the boat, the guests gather for a Mad Hatter–themed high tea, which is beautiful, lavish, decadent, and everything that Ryan from last season’s high tea was not.
Their preference sheets include a lengthy list of dietary restrictions, ranging from Kosher to gluten-free. It was only a matter of time before our glorious streak of unproblematic guests came to an end, with our next charter being a girls’ trip that immediately spells trouble. Relatable queen! Culver eventually joins Jaimee in the guest cabin while João climbs into Tzarina’s bed, where they bang under the covers, which I desperately wish I could unsee. (Side note: Is Harry and/or the show being sponsored by Budgy Smugglers? The constant showcasing of them is getting out of hand.) While everyone’s in the hot tub, Aesha chooses to have a chill night and eats noodles in bed. Then to make things worse, Culver decides to hang out with the guys and have a budgy-mullet jacuzzi party instead of spending quality time with Jaimee in a guest cabin. Like, babe, you just got a fat tip, so pay up! After only a few hours of dating, Jaimee’s already pissed at him, and rightfully so. Not only is Culver lazy and entitled, but he’s also cheap, which is very on-brand. When Culver refuses to do so, Jaimee pays it instead even though she’s already done her part during a previous night out. When the bill arrives, everyone informs Culver that it’s his turn to pay since he’s the only one who hasn’t done it yet.
#Blossoming love in toruble times code#
As much as I think they have great chemistry and look good together, I can’t help but side-eye her a bit for placing importance on girl code just to go ahead and hook up with her best friend’s ex-fling. Then after a bit of liquid courage, Tzarina, who’s been debating whether to take things further with João, finally makes a move and kisses him.
Aesha asks Luka if he’s “waxed, shaved, or keep it natural down there,” while Margot inquires about his relationship status (single, of course).
The funniest part is Aesha being ten times more excited than Jaimee.ĭuring Luka’s first night out with the crew, Tzarina decides that everyone should go around the table and ask him a question to get to know him better. Visibly shocked and probably contemplating her decision to choose him as the guy to have a boatmance with, Jaimee checks “yes.” It’s more of a pity “yes” than an “Oh my gosh, I really like you and want to date you” type of “yes.” I mean, what else can she do when he’s put her in this position? Jaimee’s clearly not enthused about the fact that she’s now in a relationship, but Culver got what he wanted, which is a boat girlfriend to do the things that his mom typically does for him at home. Witnessing him ask Jaimee to be his girlfriend via a cheesy card that asks her to tick a box took several years off my lifespan. There’s nothing more painfully off-putting than watching Culver interact with women.
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